So how do you want to go?
In a blaze of glory…perhaps even while listening to Jon Bon Jovi’s “Blaze of Glory.”

Will you be going to heaven or hell?
I’m hellbound. Who wants to sit around for eternity with a bunch of a-holes who don’t drink, cuss, or get dirty?

What’s your last meal?
Chick-fil-A, Bojangles’, and some scattered and smothered hash browns from Waffle House. A champion’s meal.

You play Will Stanton in Land of the Lost and stumble into an alternate universe. If death landed you in a time warp of your choosing, where would you like to go?
Toss my ass into the future. I’m still holding out for one of those hover boards from Back to the Future Part II.

You play a substitute gym teacher on HBO’s EastBound & Down. Was there a class in school that was the equivalent of hell?
Math has always been my archnemesis, my hell on Earth. I hate showing my work. And fractions can go fuck themselves.

Was there anyone on earth you wanted to karate-kick in the face, like your character from The Foot Fist Way?
I’m a lover, not a fighter. But I will haunt the shit out of a few people. They know who they are.

What did you spend the most money on?
Music, booze, and bad ideas.

Who did you always want to sleep with?
Wonder Woman, golden lasso and all.

Describe your funeral. Who’s there? What band is playing?
Hopefully, my family and friends. They’re crying their eyes out while the Flaming Lips bring the house down.

Got any last words?
“Morphine…tequila…”