24hoursTolive_shia_lebouf_article.jpgSo how do you want to go?
Without any fear.

Your new thriller, Eagle Eye, seems completely action-packed. were there any near-death experiences while shooting?
The action is over the top. At one point I jumped out of a Porsche attached to a crane in midair. Luckily, someone put an air bag under me.

Which of your movies plays over and over in heaven?
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, no doubt.

Which one plays over and over in hell?
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd.

Was there anyone on earth you ever wanted to punch in the face?
Unfortunately, that list is endless.

Does your hearse transform into a Decepticon or an Autobot?
It definitely transforms into an Autobot. Optimus Prime really knows how to beat traffic on the freeways, you know?

While alive, what did you spend the most money on?
That’s easy—lawyers and gas.

What book do you regret not finishing?
Quitting Smoking for Dummies.

What accomplishment are you the most proud of?
That Steven Spielberg takes my calls.

What’s the wildest thing you ever did while you were alive?
I hung out with NHL player Sean Avery for a couple of days in New York City. Those were two pretty wild days.

Who did you always want to sleep with?
Diane Sawyer. She just does it for me.

When were you happiest?
Right now, at this very moment. I’m living the dream.

Who’s going to be at your funeral?
I have no idea—I won’t be there to handle the guest list.

You’re rumored to be inheriting the Indiana Jones franchise. Once you’re gone, to whom will you bequeath the role?
Harrison Ford is Indiana Jones. Period.