If high school gym class consisted of showing off your nonexistent skills as an athlete and avoiding Dirk, the class bully, you might want to turn away from your screen.

Behold, the official NBA 2K10 collector's edition package you will be able to pick up for $99.99 when it hits stores this October. 2K Sports has put together a pretty decent offering for the tenth anniversary of their flagship basketball title, which hopes to "deliver the most realistic, stylistic, and feature-rich simulation experience ever available in the NBA 2K franchise." Apparently that includes giving you something to stuff midget nerds into in the form of a metal lockers.

Inside the special edition set are these goodies:
> NBA 2K10 video game
> 2K Sports' NBA 2K10 game locker 
> 3" Figurine of Kobe Bryant by McFarlane Toys
> 16" x 36" Kobe Bryant poster
> Commemorative NBA 2K 10th anniversary DVD
> Access to the Gold Room, the NBA 2K10 VIP online lobby (accessible only with Xbox LIVE® and PlayStation®Network membership)

You have to get a bit lucky to snag one of these babies: Only 30,000 will be made and each will be individually numbered for authenticity. For an even luckier ten purchasers, an autographed Kobe Bryant fine-art print, designed by Shepard Fairey's Studio Number One, will be hidden and randomly packaged among the different lockers.

The game was already our pick of last year's litter, but having something like this populating our place of residence to show off to nobody in particular just made the deal just a tad sweeter. Just a tad though, no more.